Pick funny, off-kilter truths, like “I can’t roll my r’s” or “I never learned how to swim.” Try not to put your lie last, and make it at least somewhat believable. Nobody’s going to believe you went to outer space, or that your Dad was Obama’s best friend in college. I suggest employing employee engagement strategies to keep your team working well together regardless of location. Practices employee engagement best practices and use employee engagement tools to excel.